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[0 min] Bloons card storm ladies and gentlemen it is finally here man you know I've been excited for this one I have just got on I just ran through the tutorial and that is it so I know the basics we're going to jump in we're going to play some games see if we can get the hang of this we'll go single player for now don't worry we'll be we will be doing PVP trust and believe but for now let's go for Amelia's Adventure prologue who is the greatest whiz monkey of all time well obviously it's Harry Quincy the Archer yeah remember we met in the tutorial oh really Quincy I I completely forgot who you were I just beat Gwen she had a wizard out early which made it tricky but all the balloons she sent just couldn't get past my storm of arrows want to play a game where start arrow shot okay so these are his abilities yeah I mean dude let's go ahead oh I'm fighting against myself okay cool Workshop players start with one extra card in their opening hand okay so each map has its own little gimmick to it let's jump in let's see what we can do so interesting you can kind of do the thing that you do in PvZ Heroes where you can switch up your starting hand if you want to I I kind of don't know what's good and what's not so let's just go ahead and let's just try this I am Quincy son of Quincy I am also Quincy son of Quincy let's just unpack that for a second we got a MOAB in hand we've only got one gold though so we need to need to play careful here I I actually can't do anything I can't actually do anything I'll just end my turn then cuz everything in my hand is a bit too expensive for me to play so he's just put out swarm red Bloon now these two together they do they'll do 40 damage make that 60 make that oh God oh God oh God he's putting so much down what the hell where is all this coming from what the hang on wait a minute wait where where did all that money come from first of all okay hang on a minute so this is 355 damage worth a [ __ ] that he's got right now we need to figure out how we're going to deal with that so we got a triple shot Dart monkey on attack deals 20 damage to balloons adjacent to the Target okay so that could be that could be decent what else we got can defend on opponent's turn has plus 10 so this is a Defender I knew that's how T Shooters worked we got snipers as well gold um well let's let's maybe start off with a little T shooter I summon my tag shooter in attack mode and then I guess I just attack one of these yep okay I get two attacks so we'll make the most of the the the

[3 min] damage and that's actually all I can do I can't do any more than that he's got so much stuff down and it's all signature it's all about to attack me this turn I'm about to get dust binned on my first game Bosch Bish bash B Bash bsh Bish [ __ ] hell I just took so much damage okay wait a minute so it was 15 okay yeah no don't care about that ah give a friendly balloon plus 50 health I don't have any balloons I can put down though so what's really interesting in this game is you kind of play Both Sides it's all about balance you have to you have to embrace your dark side as well I'm just going to throw down uh this dude uh for the moment I summon my my triple shot Dart monkey in attack mode and I'll call it a turn I'll throw down a face down you're going to be getting a lot of that in these so he puts down his own Tac shooter interesting well I don't have anything for you to attack I'd love to know where he's getting all these balloons from tell you what is interesting I actually have ceramics that I can now play which uh lot of damage attack lot of damage attached to those but I think we got this little thing here which is basically this means they'll take two turns to attack uh for now let's get rid of you get rid of you and okay well that's significantly reduced the damage that I'm going to take I can now put down my own red balloon oh I want to get another one okay I don't know where that second one came from or was it cuz it was a swarm I we will get the hang of it I promise at some point um we could fortify one of them as well how about that oh that is cheeky that is very cheeky what else can we do I can't do the M until next turn I don't necessarily need to overplay I could save my money I guess I've got three gold at the moment and then I will have eight next turn so maybe that's going to be a thing as well you don't always have to you don't always have to play your hand yeah taking a bit more damage oh thank you for that uh well we definitely want to use storm of arrows deal 150 damage to two random yeah well let's this is my signature this is my signature yeah get rid of that please straight away and these ones are going to attack we could play the M if we want to or should we throw down the cams actually let's let's throw down the Ceramics get those on the old conveyor you might want to deal with those Quincy uh enemy Quincy otherwise is you're

[6 min] going to be up [ __ ] creek with no paddle there we go finally do a bit of damage we could come back listen I have I have faith we can bring this one back he's kind of going to town right now gain one gold I see a [ __ ] really it's fine the Ceramics live they survive um we got some blues as well get them in there [Music] so is it just standard that when I play one I get another one straight away is that how it works I don't really know how would I go about is there any way that I can take out is there any way that I can take out his defenses or like how does it I don't know what is what is this deal 10 damage to every enemy balloon spawned or this is just deal that's just deal 30 to the Target balloon aha or we could just use we could just use that again my signature and just get rid of the white there we go because this suddenly puts all the pressure I'll throw down my sniper as well why not get it in there yeah is there what how do I go about destroying his monkeys if that was the thing that I wanted to do okay so the white lets him draw another card take that interesting uh I think you my little little pedigree chum we in a bit of trouble because all of these balloons are about to attack you I mean let's go Bish bash get rid of that let's bust out the big guns let's get a mar on the on the uh on the field oh boy have fun with that here we go about to do 190 damage oh no see there's the defender bit coming into play okay oh he spawned his own ceramic oh okay the game just gave that to him oh what is going on here hang on a minute hang on hang on sets down a mortar take that oh you have to do better than that mate yeah they're just going to kind of lay into it I think oh thank you another ceramic okay so I get a blue Let's uh let's have a little think let's have a little think sniper can't attack this turn we've got to lay into this ceramic we got to do something about it cuz at the moment he is going to kill me he is going to batter me as of right now do it again wait I can't do it again [ __ ] ah okay yes so this is how much charge it uses oh I think we might be we we might be cooked we might be cooked ah [ __ ] okay wait we throw down another T shooter and just please just do all this the damage that you possibly it's not

[9 min] going to be enough it's still going to kill me it's still going to kill me [ __ ] man I think I think I think I think honestly I think I think I'm dead either way I don't think there's any avoiding that I think I actually die I think I think I'm done I think I'm dead I think I think it's over for your boy I think the wolf pack is going down in flames real quick here this would be the most iconic way to start this game hang on he didn't attack he didn't attack oh that's huge that is huge we need to hit this you can all have some can all have some we still we don't have weight draw two cards pot of greed always got to have pot of greed H that doesn't help me too much at the pink BL oh wait hang on a minute the pink balloon that attacks straight away yes it does it does attack straight away okay I don't have much how is there any way I can survive this if I attack this one then it does damage to the adjacent ones yes let's go okay hang on he we wait we might not be dead we might not be dead hang on get rid of the ceramic I I I I think no these are still got one turn left okay okay okay okay okay so I'm only going to take 20 damage I I think we're fine I think we're we might actually we might actually just pull it back I'm just loading up the field at this point okay so whenever it's in the red thing that means it's about to attack yellow is it's pending I just need to hang on for dear life because I've got 560 damage coming his way if he can't kill me right now what was that oh dear wait we're still not dead though oh it's close it's close it is close okay let's start doing some damage here let's go that's it just start firing these off plenty of attacks to spare get rid of that get rid of that we're out the danger zone for now and we end the turn and that's a wrap he's done it beat the first level let's go why did I have to fight so hard for that that was the first level bro I nearly got my [ __ ] rocked should we try gwendolin we'll try gendlin's deck see how see how that goes and I'm I'm fighting okay start of each turn deal 10 damage to the other hero okay I like all these different Maps these are cool so let's be smart about this I would like to I can can only swap one wait no hang on

[12 min] Swap no I'll keep hold of that one let's swap this one out Boomerang monkey [Music] o Swap this one out it gives me a MOAB okay well I can't do [ __ ] what is this Bernie stuff mortar we've just been dealing with Bernie stuff I can't even do anything I'm going to have to just just going to have to sit and Mana Shield what is this it's does exactly what it says in the tin pot of greed let's go yellow and we get Firestorm deal 70 damage to that's good that's very good um so interestingly we can get this as a card oh I no these are different these are different okay never mind so gwendaline herself and all the other Heroes will seem to get specific have no money why don't I why don't I have money or whatever yeah they seem to have specific cards that they get and then the rest of them you just kind of have at it okay oh look look at this thing on turn start increase delay by one other friendly balloons gain 20 Health we probably want to deal with that we got a black balloon on Destroy draw a card I see is there anything that we could play I still want to know how I can get rid of these how how does one how does one deal with the defenses or can you not are they just are they just there they seem to have like is is that a health bar or what is that what I'm thinking we throw down Boomerang monkey an old favorite of mine go ahead launch the old attack and that's that's about all I can do what do we have here on the turn start gains 50 Health well that's a problem we don't want that let's get down some Reds let's go finally get us started nicely done restock I can't quite afford that this isn't going to be good enough though this is the only thing see I do that that puts it down to 75 Firestorm won't kill it I'm in a bit of a pickle here I am in a bit of a pickle I'm not really sure what my pathway forward is here he's he's got a wizard Harry I don't believe it well there goes my attack there goes my push got a sniper okay now this is better sniper we can get down and then we can play Firestorm one of my favorites mhm Bish bash BOS cuz now sniper can take that out excellent stuff I'm about to take 65 damage here which is let's get these down as well let's get these down as well they do good damage let's send the turn there and the turn

[15 min] there okay the just more of these [ __ ] things I swear you need to relax gwendolin you need to chill okay so I'm about to deal a good amount of damage there the Mana Shield seems to be gone which is encouraging unfortunately can't attack with sniper but we can kill this that's good [Music] yeah I'm have to be careful of that we can attack it with sniper next turn let's go for a black and then it gives me it gives me a second one and we might as well play the Reds as well yeah okay I think I understand that now so that is we also have wait set Target balloon on fire BL is the uh that's that's what it says see oh we might as well go for it Fireball Fireball what is this Clash that's presumably going to do damage over time we're actually in the lead here barely don't know how that happened um fire bomb okay so check this out this whole time I've been sat here theorizing that this little red number is the health it's the [ __ ] damage it's the damage that they do I will get the hang of this how are we looking at the moment we're set to get 130 damage do you have any defending yeah okay so you're a bit of a Defender you're not um what do we want to do what do we want to do I can afford to take a few hits if need be I'll tell you what let's let's do one of them ones let's do that one just so I can get maximum damage on that let's go with a pot of [Music] greed interesting what's this one damage gain one gold that could be useful yeah I'll put that down for two that sounds good um cuz then it'll be the only one on my field which means she will have to attack that one but a second one not not not just yet not just yet let's get down uh another Boomerang and we can just uh continue racking up the damage here end the turn decent damage did lose a little bit cuz the wizard Harry and then the Ceramics oh boy another wizard Harry God okay so this thing is going to continually power up as the game goes on so there we go gain money for that gain more money for that attack again so we actually gained three gold just

[18 min] from having that one down that was that was a good shout in the end so we're on 11 quid got a rainbow balloon that's a lot of damage could put a marab down I tell you what I'm going to do we're going to put down more of these Golds I like the idea of this throw all these Golds down we're going to take 80 damage there's no thank you wait why did you do that why'd you do that okay I don't know why you did that but thank you oh they're all going to attack the ceramic leave my ceramic man I mean to be fair if they leave it oh that's attack sprayer you're going to have to attack the golds at some point like there's no you can't you can't hide forever they just want the ceramic out of here there we go give me some gold ow I I need to kill this ceramic because otherwise I am well [ __ ] basically okay so this is just a buff that I get on my monkeys while I have above 10 on the hero meter first things first ceramic just do as much damage to this thing as possible uh I'm going to hit the quick break get some health back and I'm thinking yeah I'm thinking we probably send a FB as well yeah that'll do a bit more damage throw down face down let's go restock again not three cards coming my way one two oh nice plenty of Defense going to take a bit of damage unfortunately you just spawned a MOAB for her okay appreciate it there goes the ceramic thank you oh wait no that do count as an attack oh damn it oh what oh [ __ ] oh that sucks cannot believe you just did that you cheeky [ __ ] she just deleted my whole push gutted mate I say let's get down another sniper what's the maximum number of monkeys you can have down is it five I'm putting a black down there we go so we get a bit more fire power there so let's go instant death nicely done start laying into this thing where's my sniper did I not have another sniper there I'm wondering like oh is that ah there you go there you go that is precisely the gimmick of the toxic balloon remove the attacking so there are ways that you can get rid of the monkeys okay noted let's do that and then we'll do

[21 min] that and then that and then that and then we do this means I lose the triple shot that's fine don't mind that and we sitting in a slightly better position big boy play coming up here we're throwing down a rainbow balloon mate if you don't deal with this it's going to hurt of course that being said they have got quite a few turns to lay into it but that's still that's a [ __ ] ton of damage and I'm just not convinced that you got the source to that is a that is a blade melstrom oh boy okay dude these things get to attack so many times God damn okay definitely hitting this sets all enemies on fire balloons already on fire take 200 damage instead but that costs all 20 if I set something on fire how long does that last for cuz my thought is I set this Moab on fire and then if I can perhaps do as much damage to this thing as possible please cuz now it's on fire if I can get this meter back up to 20 and then I can use the flame strike it will pretty much finish that off is what I'm thinking oh that's a BFB oh [ __ ] houses that is a whole BFB that does 600 damage 600 damage yeah the good thing is though is look at the delay one of my on these T Shooters I don't think she's going to be able to kill my push in time I don't think she's going to be able to do it I oh wait the oh I got one as well where did the where did the Moab go okay guess the moab's gone moab's history fair enough deal 70 to all enemy balloons Do It Go wipe the field clear it apart from the BFB Bosch yeah that gives you a bit money don't care all right I'm about to lay into this BFB don't tell me when I take this thing out okay it just say large I was thinking maybe when I kill this thing it breaks down into like into moabs hopefully not um speaking of I'm just going to Chuck that down on the board that puts me up to 20 I could have used my bloody Fireball first couldn't I that was clever that was clever wasn't it cam just chill chill chill chill as it is I think we're okay I think we're looking good I think I think I think we're fine mate this is it this is this is this is the damage you're about to take you do something about this oh that's bad oh my Moab dead but I still got the

[24 min] rainbow and that's still a banana Farm can't attack when an opponent draws a card oh wait can't attack when an opponent draws a card game one okay okay okay I see I could just end my turn literally right now and just see you see you later gwendolin and then we've got Amelia the wizard you're on I'm Amelia Amelia the amazing sure you've heard the mention of other powerful wizards but let me reval to you why I'm one of the greatest monkey wizards of all time come and see the show um I I might stick with Gwen I might stick with Gwen because I was I was thinking of a couple little combos that I could do there we a monkey Meadow classic oh I like this this is a good start in hand I very much like this let's go throw down a blue of call it a turn all right let's get this uh Amelia didn't do anything let's throw that down excellent end the turn BOS no more Mana shield for you that is a yellow not gold I don't have anything to [ __ ] I've got pot of greed but that's all of my money so yeah yeah just not getting much in the way defenses here am I well looks like I'm taking 140 damage oh this one's going to hurt what is that fart balloon stun gas balloon on damage stuns okay okay well you don't have to worry about that because I ain't drawing No Monkeys only balloons we're going for sheer offense here let's be Avenue second one of these and that is it that is all I can do 70 damage coming your way this could end up being a quick game I could be in a spot of bother that's 300 that would kill me that will kill wait hang on it might not kill me I've got a fireball I'm going to have to do that I also have this get my 100 Health back uh it's it's it's not it's not it's not going well at the moment I'm going to throw down a yellow is it is e oh [ __ ] I'm I'm about to take so much damage oh God 380 damage coming my way and he gets a bionical monocle that's great still a lot of damage coming your ways well how many [ __ ] times do you

[27 min] get okay on play gain two ammo there goes most of my health we now have Firestorm okay well that's something's throw down another one of these one of these call that turn he's got quite a big delay on him so this is the thing with some of these monkeys you're going to have to be careful about when it is you attack because some timesand over you got you got kind of pick and choose your moment a little bit so it would seem 240 damage oh um you got any Defender properties no doesn't get that was easy good match you really are one of the Wizards of all time now I get my reward and it is 500 of these there we go that is the prologue lock this adventure at the store ah well it looks like that is all we're going to be doing for now this has been Bloon card storm excuse me I mean who the [ __ ] was that interesting little game actually interesting how this one works we should be back with more of this you've enjoyed this and you want to see a bit more balloons card storm then feel free to like comment subscribe all that good stuff stay tuned for the next one and I'll see you next time [Music]